The Republic of Sylvia Sherwood is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 3.052 billion Sylvia Sherwoodians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Sylvia Sherwoodian economy, worth 115 trillion yen a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,843 yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sylvia Sherwood's national animal is the agent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Sylvia Sherwood is ranked 118,277th in the world and 745th in Remembrance for Most Corrupt Governments, with 7.94 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Sylvia Sherwood, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
- : Following new legislation in Sylvia Sherwood, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
- : Following new legislation in Sylvia Sherwood, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in Sylvia Sherwood, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in Sylvia Sherwood, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
- : Sylvia Sherwood was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Sylvia Sherwood, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in Sylvia Sherwood, SS-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
- : Following new legislation in Sylvia Sherwood, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
- : Following new legislation in Sylvia Sherwood, the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy.
